As I sit at one of the computers in the Student Center, it couldn’t be a better place to write about the laxative situation that we promised we would respond to in this week’s Stentor.
58 percent of participants in TheStentor.com’s online poll believe that there is some form of laxative in the coffee in the Caf. I was shocked to find out the number was that high. I hate coffee, and have never tried the coffee here, but I’ve spoken with some people who love coffee but swear there’s something in what’s served here.
While I can’t speak about the coffee, I can speak about the breakfast. I don’t think I’ve ever left the breakfast here feeling all that great. I can go in, eat only a piece of fruit, and feel lousy. So I talked with a doctor, and he said it was probably my problem and had nothing to do with the food. Since, let’s be honest, Aramark is not putting a laxative in the coffee, maybe there’s some bizarre medical condition affecting 58 percent of the campus that makes them high-tail it to the bathroom after having a cup of joe? Who knows.
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Staff of The Stentor, Lake Forest College’s student newspaper, speak out on issues facing them. Topics discussed include LFC issues, the city of Lake Forest, and college life in general.
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